- 11 (eleven) potential nodes accessible only via marriage to a human
1/  extra-marital affair  
2/  wife swapping  
3/  wife - husband beating , general brawl of the wedded
4/  bigamy 
5/  divorce , the day in court  
6/  insurance murder  
7/  frauding of will
8/  a honeymoon
9/ trips abroad with periods of storming off into the distance  (also throwing of dinner plates either abroad or at home)
10/ widowhood
11/  possibilities of incest with the as-yet unborn
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How about:
ReplyDelete* signing of pre-nuptial agreement
* jilting at altar
* alimony / child support
* murder of entire family then suicide
good thinking. and:
ReplyDeleteif a child was born, then travelling back in time would need twice as much care. This is the reason we don't live in a vast planar bed of constant coitus.
many of these things don't require being married.
ReplyDeleteespecially the pre-nup
are you married now mr p?
many happy returns
'i married my wife on the day o'the eciplise
our friends awarded her bravery with gifts'