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- 11 (eleven) potential nodes accessible only via marriage to a human

1/ extra-marital affair
2/ wife swapping
3/ wife - husband beating , general brawl of the wedded
4/ bigamy
5/ divorce , the day in court
6/ insurance murder
7/ frauding of will
8/ a honeymoon
9/ trips abroad with periods of storming off into the distance (also throwing of dinner plates either abroad or at home)
10/ widowhood
11/ possibilities of incest with the as-yet unborn

3 comments:

  1. How about:

    * signing of pre-nuptial agreement
    * jilting at altar
    * alimony / child support
    * murder of entire family then suicide

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  2. good thinking. and:

    if a child was born, then travelling back in time would need twice as much care. This is the reason we don't live in a vast planar bed of constant coitus.

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  3. many of these things don't require being married.

    especially the pre-nup

    are you married now mr p?
    many happy returns

    'i married my wife on the day o'the eciplise
    our friends awarded her bravery with gifts'

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