thoughts on maiming policepeople

I have been (this was a while ago now actually) experiencing texts and videos about "Police State Britain", I have advice.

In the sense that people protest, at this latent stage in what may become one day a Police State, it seems advisable that they protest with more capacity to maim the opponent.

This is my guide to doing so (probably it requires practise on balloons) :

strategic location of electric cutting tools: at knee-height, at elbow height. When being pushed with a policeperson to your side (perpendicular) activate knee or elbow cutting weapon: saw or drill (saw probably better for these things, hacksaw)

undergarments of crushed spiky glass, perhaps strategic needles

pre-arranged escape routes, in event of the pernicious "kettling": rope ladders, concealed fireworks for surprise decoy deployment, changes of clothes for confusion, actual weapons if it comes to it

the use of tactics suggested by William Burroughs, involving audio recordings. Why is this not being done? I hear there is a "sound-system" at these things, mainly blasting out party music. A protest is not a party. Stop weakly bartering.

I generally agree with K-Punk's view, and he is 100 times more articulate than me, so go read him.